[–]Bullsking_of_the_bongos 60 points an hour ago

You aren't familiar with Houston basketball because they never get out of the west

公牛球迷：你對休斯敦籃球不熟悉，因為他們從來沒有沖出過西部。

[–]Bucksdevinstated1 38 points 1 hour ago

NBA scrpited win so that Reaves and Puka can come back game 6

雄鹿球迷：NBA 劇本安排的勝利，這樣里夫斯和盧卡就能在第 6 場復(fù)出了。

[–]BullsGlobal-Reindeer-3566 85 points 1 hour ago

Luke Kennard legacy game

公牛球迷：盧克?肯納德的封神之戰(zhàn)。

[–]TittyrannosaurasRex 39 points 1 hour ago

Aw shit. Looks like this might be a series...

球迷：臥槽。看來這輪系列賽會有懸念了……

[–]Lakersrjaysenior 67 points an hour ago

Exciting whites meme

湖人球迷：令人興奮的白人梗。

[–]Nuggets Bandwagonazzelle 78 points an hour ago

Lebron backing up everyone to make a post play is just a classic "unc still got it" moment lol

掘金球迷：勒布朗背打所有人完成低位單打，簡直是經(jīng)典的 “老家伙油箱里還有油” 的時刻，哈哈哈。

[–]Celticsdog-momx2 58 points 1 hour ago

I still don’t understand why the Rockets didn’t acquire some kind of point guard at the deadline. It didn’t even have to be a big name. Aren’t the Bulls hoarding point guards? I feel like they could have hooked them up with a halfway functional one for the right offer.

凱爾特人球迷：我還是不明白為什么火箭沒在交易截止日弄個控衛(wèi)來。甚至都不需要是什么大牌。公牛不是囤了一堆控衛(wèi)嗎？我覺得只要報價合適，他們本來可以交易來一個半管用的控衛(wèi)。

[–]Minneapolis LakersAmazinc 121 points an hour ago

Bronny: 100% playoff win rate

MJ:

湖人球迷：布朗尼：100% 季后賽勝率

邁克爾?喬丹：

[–]domrayn 66 points an hour ago

Don't the rockets realize not having ar and luka is their best chance of stealing a game or two? Are they stupid? ??

球迷：火箭沒意識到缺少里夫斯和盧卡是他們偷走一兩場勝利的最好機會嗎？他們是蠢嗎？??

[–]Magic-weird-fishes- 118 points an hour ago

LeBron can excel at any role a team needs on any given night. Dude is insane.

魔術(shù)球迷：勒布朗能在任何一個夜晚勝任球隊需要的任何角色。這家伙太瘋狂了。

[–]Cote D'IvoireLosAngeLukaGOAT 60 points 1 hour ago

JB deserves to be COY.

Mitch deserves to be COY.

JJ deserves to be COY.

Joe Mazz deserves like 70 COY because Ime is an absolute fraud.

球迷：JB 配得上最佳教練。

米奇配得上最佳教練。

JJ?雷迪克配得上最佳教練。

喬?馬祖拉配得上 70 個最佳教練

因為烏度卡絕對是個水貨。

[–]TimberwolvesPrimary-Paint-1716 50 points an hour ago

the lakers might just fuck around and advance to round 2.

森林狼球迷：湖人沒準瞎貓碰死耗子就晉級第二輪了。

[–]LakersO_RRY 59 points an hour ago

Laker legend Luke Kennard

湖人球迷：湖人名宿盧克?肯納德

[–]SecurityBig1673 115 points an hour ago

Rockets shot 27 more field goals and lost

球迷：火箭多投了 27 次籃，然后輸了。

[–]WarriorsIsThisMe8 45 points an hour ago

I have no faith in the Rockets because I think their coach is trash.

勇士球迷：我對火箭毫無信心，因為我覺得他們的教練就是垃圾。

[–]Middle-Welder3931 58 points an hour ago

I'm getting to the stage where I think MJ and Bron are tied for GOAT. MJ never did what Bron is doing now.

球迷：我已經(jīng)到了認為邁克爾?喬丹和勒布朗并列 GOAT 的階段了。邁克爾?喬丹從未做到過勒布朗現(xiàn)在正在做的事。

[–]EquivalentSpeaker545 45 points an hour ago

Where does pelinka find all these white guys?

Snowtime lakers stay winning

球迷：佩林卡是從哪找來這些白人小伙的？

白雪時代的湖人一直在贏

[–]LakersredundantPOINT 55 points an hour ago

Holy lakers shooting 60% from the field while holding the rockets to under 40%.

And thank you Gabe Vincent for signing that contract to be able to get Luke!

湖人球迷：我的天，湖人投出了 60% 的命中率，同時把火箭限制在 40% 以下。

還有謝謝蓋布?文森特簽下那份合同，才讓我們能得到盧克！

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron